PES B

Yours truly went for the NS Medical Checkup, and PES B is what I got. If you just want to know the gist, then you may stop here, but if you want to read a (semi) detailed chronological account, then continue!

Basically, the Medical checkup tested me on
1) Urine - lol, (gross stuff ahead) I was thinking of urinating just to get the liquid out of my body =X
2) Blood - :O started chatting with the medical officer to calm my nerves. then he asked, "are you trying to calm me down or calm yourself down" LOL ... oh my. then he told me that he never wished being in NS haha.. I think the chat kind of distracted me - cuz I saw the needle and *gulp*
3) Hearing - One of the most retarded test. Basically they play some UFO music, like those beep and spooky tooo tooo toooo sounds, and you raise your hand the instant you hear them, so basically I looked like mad retard training his arms for 1 minute. And the cabin inside was really soundproof, for a moment I thought I fainted ._. (PES A here)
4) Dental - This station was fastest, because I have braces my teeth configuration is PERFECT! :D .. but she was scanning through my jaw and went " ok, gone, ok, gone" 2 times, and I went o.O (Had to pluck out 4 teeth for my braces treatment lolx) (PES A here
5) Eyesight - My eyesight was, I felt, bad. I thought I could read well with either eye, then when the tested ended, I walked in front towards the chart and went "GG"... but surprisingly, I still got PES A? Maybe commandos are blind after all XD.
6) ECG - Had this metal probes stuck on me... and they were like tiny suckers. But cooling cuz.. they are metal? :D ... but FUNNILY, I was like looking for eugene and gang, and kept twitching, until the fed up personnel told me "Stop moving will you". And I think I got my just desserts - the ECG report came out with me having abnormal ECG. ._. ok to the uninformed, ECG basically measures your heartbeat. So .. mmm ? XD

BUT I STILL GOT PES B ANYWAY!!!
I could have been the elite soldier - but now I am the (normal) soldier of the "downranked" PES B. Ok, you should be infering that PES A is better than PES B, and you are right! But oh well.
Thanks to my dad. He didn't want me to do much training, so he asked me to stress about my flat-footedness, which should qualify me for PES C = slack.
So I told the medical personnel checking me, who diagnosed it as "minor", so not only I didn't get my PES C, I didn't get my PES A! RAWR :(
Oh well. GRAH!

Government, got this willing soul to be PES A amongst the sea of PES A people wanting to be PES C... can change? :P