omg my laptop is pissing me

it seems to be decomposing

after PW OP
I am going to claim back my warranty for
1. Adaptor wear and tear (connection is super loose and there are bare wires)
2. My battery only lasts for 30 minutes, and I wasn't even using it for anything (meaning no open programs)
3. My CD Drive is undetected AGAIN, god damned third time
4. My processor is degrading, I took 10 minutes to type this post cuz 5 minutes was due to pure lag